John Cleese stars as Basil Fawlty, the sharp-tongued, short-tempered owner of Fawlty Towers, a hotel plagued by crisis, chaos and bizarre characters.|
A Touch of Class: Basil advertises for a better clientele and attracts a bit more riff raff.
The Builders: I'm so sorry; I'm afraid the dining-room door seems to have disappeared.
The Wedding Party: I know what people like you get up to and I think it's disgusting.
Hotel Inspectors: Oh please! It's taken us twelve years to build this place up. If you put this in the book we're finished.
Gourmet Night: If you don't like duck, you're rather stuck.
The Germans: So that's two eggs mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Herman Goering and four Colditz salads.
Waldorf Salad: You ponce in here expecting to be waited on hand and foot, well I'm trying to run a hotel here.
The Kipper and the Corpse: Number 8 is dead! Twenty-five to go.
The Anniversary: I'll just pop upstairs and ask her to stop dying and then you can all come up and identify her.
Basil the Rat: Wanted - kind home for savage rodent.